Yes it's called Starcraft 2, not Starcraft II. We finally got rid of those pesky Romans years ago, why honour them by using their silly number system?
Anyway, I remember Starcraft fondly. It was good fun. Not amazing, but good fun. Clicking on those little dudes, sending them off to their death and then being raped by annoying little reptile type monster things. Good stuff.
But somehow the PR machine at Blizzard has the world foaming at the mouth for the sequel. No surprise, these people are clearly masters of mind control (see World of Warcraft for details), but c'mon... really?
They release exciting trailers like this...
.. but don't let it fool you! It's still just a top-down fake 3D 2D C&C'em up. Really, it looks like... Starcraft! With sharper graphics! Shocking.
Don't believe the hype!
Unless you're Korean. In which case this is like crack for you. I know you can't resist buying it. Get help.
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